Oh, don't worry...there are more gems from my mother to come. Including this one:
Ma: So do you watch that show...Jersey something or other?
Me: Which one?
Ma: Oh, I don't know...Jersey something.
Me: That is not helpful. There are like fifty shows about NJ. Jerseylicious? Real Housewives of NJ? Jersey Shore?
Ma: Yes. The one where they sing songs and act snotty. Does everyone in NJ sing songs and act snotty?
Me: Are you on something?
Ma: No. Why?
Me: Yes. That is ALL we do in NJ. Sing songs and act snotty.
Ma: Oh. That's nice.